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What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding: A Reassuring Month-by-Month Guide for the Father-to-Be, Whether He Wants Advice or Not [Kindle Edition]

Author: Thomas Hill | Language: English | ISBN: B007SNTUVC | Format: PDF, EPUB

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The third edition of the best, funniest father's guide to having a baby, What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding, is now thoroughly revised and updated, but it's still packed with information, advice, and attitude distinctively for guys. Originally conceived as a little parody, just something funny and helpful for the expectant man, the book is now a classic gift, passed knowingly from one generation of first-time papas to the next.

With this lighthearted, month-by-month instruction manual on the care and nurture of a pregnant wife--the main role of expectant dads--he'll handle all the important milestones and topics: what not to say during the three phases of labor; what to buy, how many and when; maintaining work-life balance; maintaining work-life-wife balance.

New features in What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding include:

* The minefield: the wrong gifts for your pregnant wife

* Social media pregnancy etiquette: status update!

* Eight reasons why not to pick out maternity clothes

What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding also features the latest trends!

* Festive gender-reveal parties. (Really!)

* Updated baby name guide, including Twitter hash tags.

* Cloth diapers: The debate is back!

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  • File Size: 1951 KB
  • Print Length: 176 pages
  • Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing LLC; 3 edition (May 1, 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B007SNTUVC
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • X-Ray:
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  • Lending: Not Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #23,840 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
    • #14
      in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Humor & Entertainment > Humor > Parodies
    • #14
      in Books > Parenting & Relationships > Family Relationships > Fatherhood
    • #17
      in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Health, Fitness & Dieting > Personal Health > Women's Health > Pregnancy & Childbirth
  • #14
    in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Humor & Entertainment > Humor > Parodies
  • #14
    in Books > Parenting & Relationships > Family Relationships > Fatherhood
  • #17
    in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Health, Fitness & Dieting > Personal Health > Women's Health > Pregnancy & Childbirth
The Title - What to Expect When Your Wife is Expanding: A Reassuring Month-Month Guide for the Father-to-Be, Whether He Wants Advice or Not.....The only thing reassuring about this book is that the Author is actually devoid of any level of humor and/or intelligence. As the title suggests, HE'S going to give you advice whether you like it or not. The suggestion being that many men don't actually want advice. Just like we don't want directions when we are lost, or to eat sushi because it's gross. The author relies heavily upon these tired and utterly stupid "befuddled dad" type stereotypes throughout the entirety of the book.

To be honest, I read the first 10 pages and chucked it across the room and turned to my wife and said "WTF?!?" She just saw that the previous edition received high reviews and ordered it. I gave her a hug and read her some of the garbage....we laughed, not where the author tried to be funny but at his magnificent level of condescension and stupidity.

Examples abound starting on page 2: "There comes a time in life when you're just the means to a seven-pound, six ounce end." Ha....Yea that's hilarious Tom. Nothing like demeaning your reader into insignificance from the outset. Perhaps that's the way your wife, miserable I'm sure, treated you buddy, but my wife's my best friend. And after a late miscarriage during her first pregnancy, and the fact that I was the F*&^ing Rock of Gibraltar that kept her from falling apart, I can assure you of your ignorance.

Page 3: "You'll wonder about life with baby? Will you ever see your single friends again? And how will you explain that yes, you have to go home even though, yes, your wife is capable of watching the baby alone?"

Yes I do wonder about life with baby.

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